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Arrr, matey! The ICC's got a bounty on Netanyahu's head fer his Gaza mischief! Avast, the seas be rough!

2024-11-21

Arrr, me hearties! The ICC be huntin' the Israeli captain Netanyahu and his mate Gallant, along with the pirate Deif, fer war crimes in the Gaza seas! A right jolly surprise, 'tis the first time democracy lads be in the courts' sights! Beware, ye scallywags, travel be risky business now!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of international law! The esteemed International Criminal Court, a right fearsome crew o’ judges and legal buccaneers, be raisin’ their flags high with arrest warrants for none other than the captain of Israel’s ship, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and his first mate, the former defense scallywag, Yoav Gallant. Aye, they be accused of war crimes in the bloody squall that be the Gaza war!

This be a landmark moment in the court's 22-year voyage, for never before have leaders from a democracy—and a Western ally, to boot—found themselves shackled by such accusations! It be a twist o' fate that’d make even the most seasoned sea dog raise an eyebrow.

But hold yer horses, me hearties! Netanyahu and Gallant be in a perilous pickle, for should they dare to set sail to foreign shores, they risk bein’ captured and dragged before the court like fish caught in a net. Arrr, what a sticky situation! So, let this be a lesson to all ye high-ranking rogues: keep yer flags low and yer compass true, or ye might find yerselves walkin’ the plank of international justice!

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