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Arrr! ICC be huntin' Netanyahu, Gallant, and that scallywag Deif for a merry chase on the high seas!

2024-11-21

Arrr, matey! The ICC be callin’ for the heads of Captain Netanyahu, his mate Gallant, and that scallywag Deif from Hamas! They be blamed for starvin’ the poor and commitin’ dastardly deeds – murder and all that foul business! Avast, what a jolly mess, eh?

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' high seas mischief! It seems the International Criminal Court, or ICC for ye landlubbers, be hoistin' the Jolly Roger on none other than Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, that scallywag, and his matey, former Defence Minister Yoav Gallant! Aye, they be accused o' serious crimes, like turnin' starvation into a weapon o' war, and other dastardly deeds that would make Davy Jones shiver in his boots!

But wait, there be more! The ICC's also got their sights set on a certain Hamas commander, one Mohammed Diab Ibrahim Al-Masri, or as the sea dogs call him, Mohammed Deif. It’s a whole crew of rogues they be after, and the charges be as heavy as a chest of doubloons! Murder, persecution, and all sorts of inhumane acts be on the list, makin' it clear these lads won’t be settlin' down for a pint in Tortuga anytime soon.

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