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Arrr, the ICC be tossin' out Israeli pleas, callin' for the capture of Captain Netanyahu and First Mate Gallant! Avast!

2024-11-21

Arrr! The ICC be shunnin' Israel's pleas, throwin' arrest warrants for Captain Netanyahu and his matey Gallant! They be accused of bein' scallywags, usin' hunger as a weapon and makin' landlubbers their targets. President Herzog be raisin' a ruckus, callin' it a foul play, savvy?

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer a tale from the high seas of international law! The fowl crew at the International Criminal Court, runnin' about like scallywags, be throwin' down the gauntlet, rejectin' challenges from the fine lads in Israel and issu’n arrest warrants fer none other than Captain Netanyahu and his first mate Yoav Gallant! Shiver me timbers!

The ICC be claimin' these scoundrels be guilty of “crimes against humanity and war crimes,” includin’ the dastardly art of starvin’ yer enemy and makin' them civilians walk the plank! Arrr, it’s a right murky business, I tell ye. The President of Israel, Isaac Herzog, be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' that this decision be taken in bad faith, an’ callin’ it outrageously unfair, as if he just found a barnacle on his favorite ship!

So, me mateys, as we sail forth in this tumultuous sea of justice, remember this: when the cannons roar and the flags fly high, the courts be mighty strange places, filled with accusations thicker than a fog on a stormy night. Let’s hoist the sails and watch how this tale unfolds!

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