Arrr, Ruby Chen be sayin’ Mike Waltz be the matey to send those scallywags Hamas to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-11-21
Arrr, Ruby Chen, father o’ young Itay, a fine lad snatched by them scallywags of Hamas, be sayin’ that President-elect Trump’s matey, Mike Waltz, be the wind in the sails fer a mighty anti-terror plan! Avast, mayhaps he'll send them landlubbers packin’!
Avast ye hearties! As the winds of change blow through the sails of President-elect Trump’s crew, I be lookin’ upon the appointin’ of Captain Mike Waltz to be our national security adviser with me heart swayin’ with hope! Aye, for me son Itay, a U.S. hostage languishin’ in the clutches of those scallywags known as Hamas, me be wishin’ for the kind of decisive action that can sink their nefarious ship!It be a dark time, since Oct. 7, when the maraud’n Hamas took me boy and others hostage, yet with Waltz’s Green Beret swagger, he be primed to turn the tide! We be callin’ fer a green light to hunt down the Hamas leaders hidin’ like rats in foreign ports, makin’ ‘em pay fer their treachery. And let’s not forget the dastardly Iranians! We must tighten the noose of sanctions ‘round their necks, cuttin’ their gold supply that feeds terror!
Turkey, ye fickle matey, must choose: stand with NATO or be cast adrift in the storm of Hamas! Lastly, we be callin’ for every hand on deck to help rescue the hostages—let us bring ‘em home fer a Christmas feast! With Captain Trump and his gallant crew, I feel we be chartin’ a course for a peace-filled horizon in the Middle East. Aye, may it be so!