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"Arrr! Biden be givin' Trump a hand with mighty ATACMS to rain fire on them scallywag Russians, har har!"

2024-11-21

Arrr, me hearties! With Russian cannonballs and scallywags gathered ‘round, Ukraine be feelin’ the squeeze! As the noble Sen. Rubio doth declare, Ukraine be needin’ a wee bit o’ leverage. Those ATACMS be like a treasure map to victory, savvy? Let's hoist the sails and fire away!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Ukraine's daring strike upon the Russian scallywags! Fret not, for this be not the dawn of World War III, but a right clever use of the ATACMS missiles, granted by the wise Biden, to smite six military targets deep in enemy territory, near the cursed land of Kursk!

Now, ye see, President Biden has done a fine favor for the next captain-in-waiting, Trump, by givin’ Ukraine the go-ahead to unleash mayhem on Russian supplies. Why, those ATACMS missiles can clear a whole square kilometer, as boasted by that famed Major General Petraeus! With the Russians launching drones from their hidey-holes and North Korean brigands joining the fray, Ukraine's counterattack be a pointed message that they ain't no pushovers!

And worry not about the threat of nuclear doom! That ol' sea dog Putin knows well that launching his nuclear kraken might just wash back upon his own shores. Even his mate, Lavrov, be only groanin' about the West’s meddlin’! ATACMS may be a handy tool in this bloody skirmish, with precise strikes keeping the innocent unscathed. So, hoist the sails, me hearties, as Ukraine charts a course for victory—bringing pressure to bear upon the Russian fleet, preparing for a swashbuckling future where they hold the leverage! Arrr!

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