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"Arrr! Ukraine be hurlin' mighty cannonballs o’ distance at the land o’ vodka and bears, matey!"

2024-11-21

Arrr, matey! Ukraine be blastin’ long-range boomsticks into Russia fer the first time on the thousandth mornin’ of this war! Just as Biden gave ‘em the green light, North Korea sends troops like they be lookin’ fer treasure! Zelensky's been beggin’ fer cannons since the start, savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I’ve got a tale of cannonballs and mischief from the far-off lands of Ukraine and Russia, where the seas be stormy and the politics even stormier! On the thousandth day of a ruckus that be makin' the waves tremble, Ukraine be launchin' long-range missiles into the belly o' the beast—Russia itself! Aye, it be a bold move, akin to a pirate stealin' gold from Davy Jones’ own chest!

Just the day prior, the cap’n of the White House, President Biden, waved his magic wand and gave the green light for Ukraine to unleash their fiery projectiles, all thanks to North Korea sendin' their scallywag troops to support the Russian side. A right mess it be, if ye ask me! The brave Ukrainian leader, Volodymyr Zelensky, had been beggin' for the power to hurl these fearsome missiles from the start, but the Biden crew hesitated like a sailor caught in a storm, worried 'bout the fallout.

But lo and behold! The winds have changed, and Ukraine’s got the go-ahead! So, raise yer tankards and toast to the chaos, for in this pirate's eyes, every explosion be a reason to celebrate, arrr!

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