The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Ellen be settin' sail to England after that scallywag Trump struck gold! Avast, matey!"

2024-11-21

Arrr, it be said that the lass Ellen DeGeneres, tired o’ the land o’ the free, be settlin’ her sails for rural England with her fair mate Portia! They snagged a cozy ship in the countryside ‘fore the scallywags cast their votes for that Trump scoundrel! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be bringin' ye tidings of that jolly jester, Ellen DeGeneres! Aye, it seems she’s had her fill o' the good ol' U.S. o' A, tossin' her anchor in the green pastures of rural England instead!

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