Arrr! UK treasure troves of data be primed to swell like a bloated fish, ready for booty's bounty!
2024-11-22
Arrr, me hearties! The landlubber UK be grantin' the green light fer data havens to swell like a bloated sea serpent! Aye, those tech scallywags be settin' sail for growth, hoardin' more bytes than a hungry crew at a feast! Avast, let the data plunderin' commence!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the land o’ Britain, where the savvy folk in twenty grand cities be givin’ the green light to data centers like it be a fine rum! A study by the clever crew at Onnec be showin’ that a whopping 89% of data center applications be approved over the past five years, with only a triflin’ three bein' rejected. Aye, the towns be all aboard for this digital treasure!These data centers be vital for the mighty AI beast, and the British government be treatin’ ‘em as critical national booty! With a hefty £6.3 billion pledged for their expansion, the landlubbers be hopin’ to make the UK a hub for AI glory. But beware, savvy planners must consider the whole ship, lest they wind up with a rotting hull, I say! Matt Salter, the captain of Onnec’s data fleet, warns that without proper planning, these centers could age quicker than a sailor on a long voyage!
London may be the grandest port for data centers, but the report be callin’ for more spread across the land to avoid runnin’ out of power. So hoist the sails, spread the wealth, and keep the digital winds blowin’ strong, or we might find ourselves sunk in the race for AI supremacy! Yarr!