"Arrr, be the age of the woke scallywags at an end, or be they still hoistin' their flags?"
2024-11-22
Arrr! That scallywag AOC, of the New York seas, be swappin’ her pronouns like a landlubber changes shirts! A wee shift, but aye, the crew be takin’ notice! What’s next, a parrot on her shoulder? Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Word be spreadin’ in the seas o’ politics that Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the fiery lass from New York, be removin’ her pronouns from her bio last week! 'Twas a wee change, but a noticeable one, aye! The Democrats, after sufferin’ a shipwreck of an election, be scratchin’ their heads wonderin’ what mischief led to their downfall.The most impactful ad this season boldly proclaimed, "Kamala be for they/them, but Trump be for ye!" Aye, even the famed strategist James Carville be droppin’ hints that the woke waters be to blame for the Democrats’ defeat. But hold yer horses, the tide might not have turned just yet!
From free sex change operations for scallywags to teachers losin’ their jobs for not usin’ a lad’s chosen pronoun, the far-left crew have been plunderin’ our institutions for years! Even parents who dared to question scandalous books for their wee ones were branded as book banners, while the Justice Department came aflyin’ like a cannonball!
As our Captain Seth Moulton wisely declared, he fears for his little lassies on the field! With 66% of New Yorkers favorin’ traditional competition rules, the storm's not yet over. Ahoy, the fever may have broken, but the infection of wokeness be a stubborn beast to vanquish!