Arrr, me hearties! Greg be sayin’ the Jaguar's new look's got tongues waggin’—when they ain't chokin' on their grog!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! Fox News scallywag Greg Gutfeld and his merry crew be chortlin' over Jaguar's fanciful change o' heart, tossin' aside their fine ships on wheels for a new jolly tale! Join the raucous laughter on ‘Gutfeld!’ as we sail into this curious sea of ads! Yarrr!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of folly upon the high seas of advertising! So, Anheuser-Busch, the scallywags o' suds, learned the hard way that a single wretched ad can sink yer ship faster than a cannonball. They dared to slap a transgender visage on a Bud Light can, only to see their treasure plummet faster than a ship in a storm! Seems blokes prefer their grog without the extra frills, and who can blame 'em?Now, turn yer gaze to the likes of Jaguar, a posh vessel lookin' to chart new waters with their latest ad caper. Alas, instead of showcasing their fine chariots, they conjured a scene so bizarre it looked like a wharf rat’s fever dream! With slogans that sound like a drunken bard's ramblings, they stirred up a ruckus but forgot to show the actual cars! If I wanted bizarre, I'd visit the rum barrel at dawn, not a car ad, I tell ye!
Me thinks they’ve gone completely off course, appeasin’ strange folk who don’t be buyin’ their fine rides. With more DEI groups than car designers, I wager the next model will be an automatic that identifies as a stick! Arrr, what a world we sail in, where car ads be more about politics than pistons!