"Arrr! Biden be doin' Trump a grand service, sendin' missiles to Ukraine—like givin' a parrot a treasure map!"
2024-11-22
Arrr, the Military Industrial beast be lurkin’, led by Captain Biden, eager to start a ruckus 'fore me old man can patch up the seas! Young Trump Jr. be tweetin’ a warning, sayin’ it’s like Biden be hoistin’ a new flag o’ war in Ukraine whilst the ship be still in transition! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the churning waters of the Military Industrial Complex, where the likes of President Joe Biden be settin' sail fer World War 3! Aye, none other than Donald Trump Jr., that scallywag spawn of the former captain, be tweetin' that Biden be tryin' to unleash chaos on the high seas before his dear ol' father can hoist the flag of peace and save the souls of the landlubbers.Lo and behold, the crew of Trumpies be chimin' in, shoutin' that no soul saw it comin' when Biden decided to up the ante in the Ukraine skirmish durin' the transition period. They be likin’ it to launchin' a brand new cannonball o' war, all whilst the rest of us be scratchin' our heads in wonder.
Aye, it be a fine mess they be makin', like a ship lost in a storm, with the winds blowin' every which way! So, me mates, keep a weather eye on the horizon, for it seems the seas be gettin' a tad choppy with this hullabaloo! Arrr, let’s hope for calmer waters, lest we be headin' straight fer Davy Jones' locker! Yarrr!