Arrr, do them Texas Planned Parenthoods be offerin' ye a treasure map to the land o' abortion?
2024-11-22
Arrr matey! In all of Texas, not a single Planned Parenthood be servin' up abortions, not even in El Paso’s new treasure trove that opened in November 2024! AllSides be shinin’ a light on Gigafact, a crew of news scallywags debunkin’ the tall tales. Avast, check El Paso Matters for the full yarn!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the Texas shores, where the winds be blowin’ a peculiar tale o’ Planned Parenthood! Aye, none o’ the forty strongholds in this vast land be offerin' the coveted services of abortion, not even the brand-spankin’ new haven in El Paso that burst forth in November o' 2024!Ye see, the scallywags at AllSides be raisin’ the Jolly Roger high, shoutin’ out from their ship, Gigafact, a fleet o’ newsrooms bravin’ the treacherous waters of online claims! They be on a quest for truth, me hearties, seekin’ to unveil the realities behind this blockade o’ services.
So, if ye be thinkin’ of makin’ landfall at any o’ these Planned Parenthood ports in Texas for such services, prepare yerself for a grand disappointment, for the cannons of service be silent and closed! Aye, it’s a right jolly jest, but alas, it be a serious matter, navigatin’ the choppy seas o’ healthcare in these here waters!
And thus, that be the tale of Texas, where the winds o’ change be blowin’ far and wide, yet the shores remain barren for those seekin' such aid. Keep yer wits about ye, and sail wisely, ye salty sea dogs!