Arrr! Why doth the scallywags of the Left loathe fair votes and hidden ballots? They fear the truth, matey!
2024-11-22
Arrr, me hearties! The grand skirmish ain't 'twixt loyal crews, but 'tween those who hoist the banner of democracy's code and scallywags tryin' to rewrite it! So, grab yer rum and watch the shenanigans unfold on the high seas of politics! Avast, what a merry mess!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus a-brewin' in the land of ballots and votes, where the scallywags be still diggin’ up ballots in that cursed Pennsylvania and California! Aye, in the keels of Democratic counties, they be countin' the ineligible treasure, defyin' the law, as if they be plundering a ghost ship! Why, ye ask? To set sail on a nefarious precedent for future treacheries, that’s why!In California, where mail-in votes be floatin’ ‘round like lost doubloons, the pirates be findin’ ways to “fortify” their plunder – a fancy word for election thievery! They be back-datin' signatures and helpin’ the unwary cast their votes, swayin’ the winds in their favor. Aye, the average voter, with their eye-patch and parrot, be shocked at such trickery, for they be likin' to show their IDs when votin’.
But alas! The winds of change be blowin’ from the left, seekin' to turn our sacred votes into mere tools of social justice! With every ballot trafficked and every secret stolen from the seas of democracy, the heart of our fair republic be at risk. So hoist the sails, ye landlubbers, and let’s demand a fair fight for the freedom to vote, lest we let these rogue pirates pillage our elections! Arrr!