The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Aye, matey! AI and data havens be settin’ our doubloons aflame, oilin' the sails by 70% in a decade!

2024-11-22

Arrr, matey! If the landlubbers don’t heed the call, their doubloons for energy be risin' like the tide—up to 70% over the next decade! The good ship America be in a pickle, with AI beasties and mighty data forts suckin’ power like a thirsty parrot!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I've stumbled upon a tale o' woe from the landlubbers in America! A recent scroll from the clever knaves at the Jack Kemp Foundation be warnin' that the average scallywag's energy bill be settin' sail for a rise—nay, a monstrous climb of 25% to 70% over the next decade if them policymakers don’t hoist their sails and take heed!

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