"Yarr! The scallywag cop who sent Ashli to Davy Jones' locker be sportin' a notorious history of blunderin' gunplay!"
2024-11-22
Arrr, mateys! It be reported that the brave officer Byrd, who took down lass Babbitt, once let loose his shootin' iron at scallywags makin' a hasty escape, nearly turnin' his neighbor into Swiss cheese! And yet, he rose to captaincy like a ship on the tide! What a merry jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the grand ol’ U.S. Capitol, a place where lawmen be facin' more mischief than a barrel of monkeys! There be a certain officer, one Michael L. Byrd, who found himself in a right pickle on that fateful day of January 6, when a lass named Ashli Babbitt met her untimely end at the end of his pistol. Arrr, but that be not the end of his tale!