Arrr! The judge be ponderin’ if the scallywag’s gold should be tossed, delayin’ his punishment like a lost treasure!
2024-11-22
Arrr, matey! The judge, Justice Juan Merchan, be holdin' off on sendin' the ol' Trump to the brig, ponderin' the lawyers' squawkin' 'bout how lockin' him up might shake the sails of our fair nation! Aye, an orderly sailin' be the goal, lest we all end up in Davy Jones' locker!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand legal tussle in the land of New York, where a judge named Juan Merchan be the captain of this here ship of justice!