Arrr, matey! The Bluesky treasure map be drawn—Twitter's but a barnacle! Let’s hoist sails to switch, savvy?
2024-11-23
Arrr, matey! Be this social network treasure or a scallywag’s hoax? Aye, ‘tis all the rage, but like a siren’s song, it may lead ye to Davy Jones’ locker! Hoard yer doubloons wisely, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of disappointment! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as we spin the yarn of the new treasure trove known as Bluesky, a rebel social haven sprouted from the ashes of that scallywag X (once Twitter, savvy?). After the ruckus of the recent US election, the crew aboard Bluesky has swelled to over 20 million hearty souls, a staggering 500% rise, I tell ye!Me hearties, the captain of this ship, Jay Graber, be claimin’ a daily haul of a million fresh crew members, all fleeing the tempestuous seas of X, where the policies be swabbin’ the deck with user rights! Aye, the infamous Elon Musk be at the helm of X, stirrin’ up trouble and makin’ many a sailor jump ship.
So what be Bluesky, ye ask? A decentralized vessel where no single captain holds sway! Users can steer their own ships, crafting unique feeds like pirates customizing their flags! Unlike X, where the crew be at the mercy of the winds of algorithms, Bluesky offers the map to choose yer own adventure.
But hark! There be no private accounts on this here ship; it’s a public affair! So if ye wish to join this merry band, prepare to hoist yer sails and set course for bsky.app, leaving the stormy waters of X behind, savvy? Arrr!