“Arrr! No nook o' the FBI be safe, says a scallywag former matey over Trump's choice, har har!”
2024-11-22
Arrr, me hearties! Andrew McCabe be warnin’ o’ Kash Patel, a scallywag eyed fer the FBI’s top deck in Trump’s crew. On CNN’s broadcast, he squawked, “With Patel at the helm, not a single mission be safe! Aye, not even the deputy’s cabin!” Aye, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the murky waters of the political seas! Formerly known as the mighty Deputy Director of the FBI, one Andrew McCabe be raisin' a ruckus ‘bout a scallywag named Kash Patel, who be rumored to be eyein’ a spot in the leadership of the FBI under the commander Donald “Treasure Map” Trump!On the grand vessel known as CNN's The Source, McCabe be shoutin’ louder than a cannon blast, warnin’ all ye sailors that “No part of the FBI’s mission be safe” with this Patel swab at the helm! Aye, he be thinkin' that if Kash be standin’ in the deputy director’s shoes, the whole ship might just start sinkin’ faster than a ship full o’ rum in a storm!
So, there ye have it, brave buccaneers! In the treacherous waters of politics, the winds be blowin’ fierce, and McCabe be keepin’ his spyglass peeled on this Patel character. Will he steer the ship to glory or drive it to Davy Jones’ locker? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain—there be no calm seas ahead!