Avast, matey! AI be raisin’ the gold for yer lanterns by 70% in a decade! Blimey, we be in trouble!
2024-11-22
Arrr mateys! A new scroll from the landlubbers at the Jack Kemp Foundation warns that the jolly American's energy coin purse may swell by a hefty 70% in a decade if scallywags in power be slackin'! With demand as wild as a stormy sea, we be in for a ruckus!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus brewin' in the land o' the brave and free! A fresh scroll from the wise folks at the Jack Kemp Foundation be sayin' that the average landlubber's energy bill be settin' sail for the high seas, jumpin' from a mere 25% to a gut-wrenchin' 70% over the next decade, if them politicians don’t hoist the sails and intervene!Ye see, America be facin' a mighty energy crisis, arrr! Demand be risin' faster than a cannonball shot from a pirate ship! The rascally rise of AI and them hyperscale data centers be suckin' up more juice than 40,000 of yer humble abodes! Aye, it’s like findin' a treasure chest full o' gold, only fer the power companies to pilfer away!
With the advanced manufacturin’ boom and the movement toward greener pastures, we be needin' smart policies to keep our ships afloat. If not, we’ll be swimmin’ with the fishes, wonderin' how our doubloons be vanishin' each month! So, let’s raise our tankards and shout for our lawmakers to chart a course that won’t sink our ships under the weight o' energy costs!