The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The scallywag who sent Ashli to Davy Jones has a history of trouble with his trusty blunderbuss!

2024-11-22

Arrr, matey! It be said that the lawman who sent Ashli Babbitt to Davy Jones' locker once let loose his cannon at skedaddlin' ships near his own dock, nearly turnin’ his neighbor into fish bait! And this scallywag got promoted to captain, ye say? Blimey, what a jolly jest!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain scallywag of the Capitol Police, one Michael L. Byrd, a brave soul who found himself in a right pickle on the fateful day of January 6th! Aye, he be the one who let loose his fiery cannon and sent a lass named Ashli Babbitt to Davy Jones' locker. But hold yer grog! This be but the tip of the iceberg!

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