Arrr! The crafty Mr. Miyagi be back, makin’ waves in the Fox News seas o’ AI! Avast, me hearties!
2024-11-23
Avast, me hearties! Keep yer wits sharp on the ever-changin' seas of AI wizardry! Discover the treacherous waters and bounteous treasures that this sorcery be offerin' now and in the days to come! Yarrr, don’t be left in Davy Jones’ locker!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round fer the latest tidings from the briny deep of news! First off, the good folks at Netflix be dabblin’ with magic contraptions called "artificial intelligence" to resurrect the legendary Mr. Miyagi from "Karate Kid." Some call it a nightmare; we be callin' it a jolly good jest!Next up, the treasure-seekers at Nvidia be spillin’ their earnings, but alas, their stock be takin' a dip, much like a ship in turbulent seas. Though they be predictin’ fair winds for the "Age of AI," investors be feelin’ a tad disappointed. Scurvy dogs!
Now, on a lighter note, high-tech mutts be trainin’ to sniff out the vile invasive fire ants! With the help of that there AI sorcery, they be huntin’ down those critters with precision that would make any old sea captain proud!
But beware, me hearties! The Department of Education be warnin’ that the use of AI in schools could be as treacherous as a siren’s song, likely leadin’ to trouble fer minority and transgender students. Aye, it be a tangled web we weave in this brave new world!
So, hoist the sails and keep yer eyes peeled, fer there be riches and risks aplenty in this here Age of AI! Yarrr!