"Arrr, matey! Trump’s punishment be off the plank! Will Bragg’s wild tale ever get a taste of reality?"
2024-11-23
Arrr! On the Friday after the grand swashbuckler Trump claimed the crown, ol’ Merchan decided to delay the hangin’ till further notice, savvy? He’s ponderin’ whether to toss the whole case overboard, like a ship full o’ barnacles! Aye, what a merry jest on the high seas of justice!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of law and folly, where the gallant Judge Juan Merchan be treatin’ ol’ Donald Trump like a scallywag in a tempest! This here judge be makin' the law look more like an ass than a ship’s mate after too much rum! Aye, he’s been havin’ it out with Trump over a daft case laid by Manhattan’s own DA, Alvin Bragg, which ended in a verdict as crooked as a pirate’s compass! But lo and behold, the wind be turnin'! After Trump's triumphant return to the captain's chair, Judge Merchan be havin' second thoughts, considerin’ a motion to dismiss faster than a fish can swim! A sensible judge would’ve tossed it overboard ages ago! But nay, Merchan clings to his stubbornness like barnacles on a ship's hull. In true pirate fashion, the defense be claimin' that the law of the land grants a president immunity from such nonsense, but Merchan be makin’ errors so mighty, even a parrot could spot 'em! The trial itself be a right muddle, with charges as clear as muddy waters. Aye, if the judge don’t set this folly straight, Trump’s crew will be sailin’ to higher courts to challenge this injustice! By thunder, it’s a saga fit for the briny deep!