Arrr! Judge be grantin' Trump a lifeboat, tossin’ charges overboard and settin' sail on indefinite sentencing seas!
2024-11-23
Arrr, Judge Juan Merchan be grantin’ the President-elect Trump’s wish to toss the charges overboard in that New York scallywag case! He be givin’ the Trump crew till Dec. 2 to hoist their motion, while Bragg’s got till Dec. 9 to fire back. Hoist the sails of justice, mateys!
Avast ye mateys! Hear ye the latest tale from the court o’ law, where none other than the President-elect Trump be makin’ waves! On a fine Friday, the honorable Judge Juan Merchan, a savvy sea-farin’ man in his own right, granted the request of our dear Captain Trump to hoist the sails and file a motion to dismiss the charges in the notorious New York v. Trump voyage.With a hearty laugh, the Judge declared that the Trump crew has until the second day of December to set down their arguments and give it a proper go. Meanwhile, the opposing crew, led by the fierce Captain Bragg, must ready themselves to respond by the ninth day of the same month. A fine game of cat and mouse, I say!
As the tides of justice roll on, the sentencing date that once lurked in the shadows has been cast aside, like a barnacle on a ship’s hull. So grab yer grog and stay tuned, for the saga of New York v. Trump be far from over! Aye, this be a tale of legal shenanigans worthy of the grandest sea shanty!