Arrr! The court be tossin' Trump’s treasure trial overboard, leavin' him to sail free! What a jolly jest!
2024-11-23
Arrr, me hearties! The magistrate in charge o’ the Trump hush money kerfuffle be settin’ sail and cancelin’ the sentencing shindig set fer Nov. 26! No new date be charted, givin’ the scallywags more time to spin their yarn ‘bout why this whole caper should be tossed overboard!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale as twisted as the rigging on a stormy night! The good judge, a fine captain of the courtroom seas, be havin' a change o' heart! Aye, he be cancellin' the grand sentencing hearing for our notorious matey, President-elect Donald Trump, that was set for the twenty-sixth day o' November. Aye, ‘tis true!The scallywags in Trump’s crew be dancin’ a jig, for they be gettin' more time to spin their yarns and argue why this whole ruckus o' hush money should be tossed overboard like a bilge rat. The judge, bless his heart, be givin' them a wee bit o' leeway to plot their course and try to steer the ship away from the rocks of legal trouble.
So, me lads and lasses, though the courtroom sails be flappin’ in the breeze, the seas of justice be still churnin’. Will Trump’s crew find a way to navigate these treacherous waters, or will this tale end in a shipwreck? Only time will tell, but for now, we be left awaitin’ a new date for this grand trial o' the high seas of American politics!