Arrr, Montreal's ruckus over NATO beget three scallywags in chains and a few bruised barnacles!
2024-11-24
Arrr, mates! The Montreal constables tangled with ruckus-makers o' NATO and Palestine on Friday night, snaggin' three scallywags. With swords of tear gas and pepper spray, they charged as the landlubbers tried to smash the fine convention ship's windows! A right jolly hullabaloo, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus that unfurled in the fair city of Montreal on a fateful Friday night! The scallywags, a mix of anti-NATO and pro-Palestinian buccaneers, took to the streets, lookin' to raise a ruckus and make their voices heard, aye.Now, ye see, things took a turn for the wild when some landlubbers thought it a grand idea to go a-smashin' the windows of the grand downtown convention center. Aye, 'tis not the wisest course of action, I tell ye! In response, the valiant Montreal police, clad in their finest uniforms, charged forth with all the gusto of a crew settin' sail for treasure! They deployed tear gas and pepper spray, makin' the scene as chaotic as a ship in a tempest.
As the night wore on, the constables took matters into their own hands, arrestin' three of the most unruly mates amidst the fray. They even posted on the birdie app called X, claimin' that they had performed “a dispersal operation” due to the “several infractions” committed during the shenanigans. So, there ye have it, a tale of protestin' gone awry, filled with more twists than a sailor's knot! Yarrr!