The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast ye! A bevy of landlubbers in Trump’s crew, hidin’ behind the curtain like scallywags at a tea party!"

2024-11-24

Arrr, mateys! On Thursday, Trump’s loyal crew gathered by Mar-a-Lago, where the captain be settlin' his motley crew o’ advisors. Aye, 'tis a wild bunch, more mixed than a pirate’s treasure chest! Who’d think a scallywag could gather such a crew of rival buccaneers? Savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a mighty gathering near the grand fortress of Mar-a-Lago, where the swashbuckler known as Trump be holed up, ponderin' his crew for governance. Aye, 'tis a sight to behold, like a ship filled with scallywags from every corner of the seven seas!

Now, ye see, amidst the ruckus o' his most controversial selections, there be a truth as clear as a calm ocean on a moonlit night: this here cabinet be as ideologically diverse as a treasure map with many paths! Aye, it be lookin’ more like a European-style coalition, filled with a motley crew of rivals, all sailin’ under the same jolly roger—for now.

So, raise a hearty toast to this band of ideological misfits, united in their quest for power, even if they might be at each other's throats before the next moonrise. Let the seas of politics be turbulent, for this crew be ready to set sail on the stormy waters of governance! Arrr, what a spectacle to behold when the tides of fortune turn!

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