Arrr, the Yankees be tossin' the ICC's wanted posters overboard fer them Israeli scallywags, claims the White House parley!
2024-11-24
Arrr, matey! The States be givin’ the ol’ heave-ho to the ICC's fancy warrants for Netanyahu and his matey, the defense chief! Says the White House crew, "Nay, we won’t be takin’ orders from that court! Their haste be a right mess, they be!" Aye, what a scallywag situation!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin 'bout a ruckus on the high seas of international law! The mighty United States, that grand ship o' liberty, has cast aside the decree of the International Criminal Court, like a sailor tossin' a moldy biscuit overboard!On a fine Thursday morn, the Court be raisin' its flag to issue warrants fer the capture of none other than the feared captain, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and his first mate, the former defense chief! But lo and behold, the White House crew, a band of stout-hearted scallywags, declared, “Nay! We shan’t abide by this foolishness!”
With a voice as booming as a cannon, the spokesperson of the National Security Council proclaimed their disdain, callin’ the Court’s haste a 'troublin' process error.’ Aye, they be likin’ their decisions slow-brewed, not served up hot with a side o’ controversy!
So here we be, watchin' the squall brew over the horizon as nations clash like ships in a tempest. The world of governance be a treacherous sea, and this be just one more wave in the stormy waters o' politics, where pirates and diplomats alike be searchin' fer treasure and peace!