The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"I craved to toss me troubles overboard, but a matey saved me wee treasure instead!"

2024-11-24

Arrr! Many a lass be feelin' like a lone ship on the high seas o' pregnancy. But the fine crew at the Human Coalition clinic lent me an ear, helped me ready me treasure for the cradle, and bestowed upon me the finest bounty o' friendship! Yo ho ho!

Ahoy there, mateys! So, gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of me fifth babe on the horizon! When I learned of me impending offspring, I felt as lost as a ship without a compass, especially since the scallywag I shared a berth with threatened to part ways if I kept the wee one. Aye, the thought of another whelp had me quakin’ in me boots!

So, I set sail on a quest for knowledge, seekin’ information on the dark waters of abortion—never had I tread those treacherous seas! I braved the cold winds and entered the Human Coalition clinic, where I met the fair Jillisa. She became a true matey, helpin’ me navigate the stormy seas of me choices.

We huddled and spoke of me options, and lo and behold, I left that place feelin’ as buoyant as a ship in full sail! I had found me crew, a village ready to hoist me sails through the trials ahead. I realized I didn’t need a quick fix; I needed a friend to guide me, to help me see the treasure of support I never knew I had.

So, if ye find yerself adrift like I once did, seek out a soul who’ll share all the maps and options with ye. Aye, ye be worthy of support and a crew to lift yer spirits! Just ask, and ye shall receive!

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