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Arrr! The ruckus o’ the polls be showin’ the folly o’ seekin’ holy luck on dry land!

2024-11-24

Arrr, ye can gauge a scallywag's soul by how they weather the storm of disappointment, especially after this presidential hullabaloo! Some be cryin' like lost sea dogs, while others just grab their rum and laugh! Aye, it be a fine lesson in the ways of the heart!

Arrr mateys! Grab ye grog, for I be spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout the squall stirred up after that ruckus o’ a presidential election! When Trump sailed past Kamala, the landlubbers be howlin’ like scallywags whose treasure be plundered! "No! No! No!" they cried, a sight to behold! It be a tempest of tears and tantrums, as folks lost their wits over the result!

What be causin’ such uproar? It seems the heartiest of the lot had cast their hopes upon Big Brother instead o’ the Almighty! Aye, politics be their religion, and when their favored captain be tossed overboard, the whole ship be takin’ on water! With elections deemed as matters of life or death, it ain't a surprise emotions be runnin’ high, like a ship in a storm!

But hark! A few brave souls, like Reps. Moulton and Suozzi, have begun to see the folly of blindly followin’ the radical winds. They dare to speak truth, fearlessly! They know that salvation won’t be found in a ballot box, but in a higher power. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties! Let us remember that true hope lies not in the fickle tides of politics, but in somethin’ far grander! Yarrr!

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