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Arrr, MTG be claimin’ NPR’s a target for DOGE, sayin’ it be naught but Democrat bilgewater! Har har!

2024-11-25

Avast, mateys! President-elect Trump’s crew o' efficiency be settin' its eye on the treasure chest o' National Public Radio, savvy? Marjorie Taylor Greene, the captain o' a new oversight ship, be chattin' 'bout wastin' doubloons in the government. Aye, let the treasure hunt begin! Arrr!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of high-seas shenanigans in the realm of politics! It be no other than the newly elected captain of the ship, Donald Trump, and his crew in the Department of Government Efficiency, dubbed DOGE! Aye, this motley crew be sailin’ toward the stormy waters of government-funded media, eyeing the likes of that National Public Radio, or NPR as the landlubbers call it!

Now, mark me words, it be none other than Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from the good ol’ state of Georgia, who be takin’ the wheel of a new House Oversight subcommittee! With the swagger of a true buccaneer, she be settin’ her sights on the treasures of wasteful spendin’ what be plaguin' the U.S. government. She be spoutin’ off about the bounty bein’ wasted whilst sharin’ her thoughts on that fateful “Sunday Morning Futures” show, where she be shootin' cannonballs of accountability!

So, keep yer spyglass trained on this voyage, me mateys! With Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy on board, who knows what mischief they’ll conjure upon the high seas of governance? Yarrr, the winds of change be blowin’, and it be a comical sight to behold!

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