Arrr! Cap’n Trump be tossin' the sea-farin' trans crew overboard from the military ship, ho ho!
2024-11-25
Arrr, matey! Trump be schemin' to cast off all the swashbucklin’ transgender crew from the US Navy, come the mornin’ of January 20! With 15,000 salty sea dogs ready to set sail, he’d send 'em ashore, claimin’ they be unfit for the high seas! Blimey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be havin' a tale of the tempestuous seas of politics! It be said that the scallywag known as Donald Trump, upon his return to the grand ship known as the White House on the 20th day of January, be plottin' an executive order most foul! Aye, this order be aimed at sendin' all transgender crew members of the US military to Davy Jones' locker, or rather, sendin' 'em home with a medical discharge!Word from the crow's nest be that there be around 15,000 brave souls among the ranks who fly the flag of the rainbow. But the swab is lookin' to banish 'em from the fleet, claimin' they be unfit to weather the storms of battle! Aye, it be a time when the seas be turbulent enough without tossin' more chaos into the mix!
So, hoist the Jolly Roger and grab yer tankards, for this be a story of a captain tryin' to reshape his crew! Will he succeed in this mutinous plan, or will the winds of change fill the sails of acceptance? Only time will tell, me mateys, but let it be known: in this pirate's heart, all hands on deck should be welcome, no matter how the tides be turnin'!