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Arrr, Trump be settin' sail to toss all transgender scallywags from the crew! Blimey, what a jolly ruckus!

2024-11-25

Arrr, matey! It be said that Captain Trump be settin' sail to scuttle all transgender sea doggies from the military crew! On his first day, he might hoist the black flag of dismissal, leavin' the fleet short-handed when they be needin' all hands on deck! Aye, what a jolly mess!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale of a scallywag named Donald Trump, the newly elected captain of the good ship U.S. Military! By the winds of fortune, he be makin’ plans to cast adrift all transgender sailors from his crew. Aye, ye heard me right! Rumor has it, he’ll be wieldin’ an executive order like a cutlass, ready to cleave through the ranks as soon as the sun rises on his first day at the helm!

Now, this be no small matter, for it could lead to a mighty dismissal of thousands of brave souls who’ve been fightin’ the good fight. And what be the state of the fleet, ye ask? Why, the U.S. armed forces be strugglin’ to find fresh recruits, like a ship lost at sea searchin’ for a port! In his previous term, this captain had already barred transgender folk from joinin’ the ranks, but those already aboard were said to be clingin’ to the riggin’—at least for a spell.

So hoist the anchor and brace yerselves, for the winds of change be blowin’. Whether this be a fair wind or a foul gale, only time will tell. But one thing be certain: the seas of politics be ever tumultuous, mateys!

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