Arrr, Trump’s triumph be settin' sail fer the end o' Big Media’s treasure hunt, savvy?
2024-11-25
Arrr, matey! The great election not only hoisted Captain Trump back into the White House but also sent Big Media to Davy Jones' locker! Now, the scribes be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if them scallywag podcasters have claimed their treasure! Aye, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy mateys! The year o’ 2024 be bringin’ a grand surprise to the landlubber media, who believed chaos be brewin’ when the former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, would refuse to accept his fate. But lo and behold! He’s claimed the popular vote, much to their shock, and the scallywags had to accept it like good sailors after a storm!Now, it weren’t a grand seafarin’ victory, but it felt like one, given the tempest o' trash thrown at Trump by the media and those Democrat foes. They thought their endless cannonades of lawfare and slander would sink him, but instead, it only stirred the seas! They be as blind as a bat, unable to see the tide turnin'.
With Biden and Harris sailing on murky waters—approval ratings lower than Davy Jones' locker—these media scallywags pondered the unthinkable: Is their “news” worth a barrel of rum? Young deckhands be chasin’ after TikTok and podcasts instead of their dreary reports. The era of big media be sinkin' like a ship full of holes!
As the winds blow in favor of Captain Trump and the GOP, let it be known, democracy ain’t dead, it just found a new ship to sail! So raise a tankard, for the true crew of the people hath spoken! Arrr!