Arrr! Rumors be swellin' that Trump might send the government watchin' crew to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-11-25
Arrr mateys! Two scallywags from the U.S. intel crew have tossed their hats, sparkin' fears of a grand ol' exodus! If a fleet of watchdogs jump ship, our new captain Trump might fill the ranks with his own merry crew, lettin' chaos reign in the federal seas!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of the U.S. intelligence agencies, where two scallywags known as in-house investigators be jumpin' ship faster than a rat from a sinkin' vessel!In the foggy waters of Washington, there be whispers of a mighty fear—could this be the start of an exodus, or worse, a grand purge of them watchdogs o' government? Aye, it seems some be wantin' to sail away from the stormy seas of oversight, and in their wake, they leave naught but a chance fer the soon-to-be-crowned Captain Trump to handpick his own crew for these watchdog posts!
Imagine, if ye will, a horde of inspectors general decidin' to set sail fer calmer waters, leavin' the federal ships adrift, overseen by Trump’s loyal crew who owe their captainship to him! Aye, dozens of departments, agencies, and offices could find themselves under the watchful eye of yer matey, who mayhap be more interested in keepin’ their captain happy than upholdin' the law!
So, hoist the anchors and ready the sails, for the seas be changin', and we best be watchin’ how this tale unfolds, lest we find ourselves in a right pickle!