Arrr! Three jolly jests Dr. Oz can perform as CMS captain to mend the tempestuous seas of American health care!
2024-11-25
Arrr! The CMS scallywags be vital to RFK Jr.'s grand vow to "Make America Shipshape Again!" Dr. Oz be needin' to hoist the sails on a few fine matters as the captain of CMS to help this fine quest, or he be walkin' the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Dr. Mehmet Oz be settin’ sail as the new captain of the health treasure chest, known as the CMS, appointed by none other than President Trump! With over 140 million souls relying on his command, he's got a shipload of work awaitin' him. The seas be stormy, with chronic ailments plaguin’ nearly half the crew, and if things don’t change, the future looks as bleak as a pirate's dinner after a shipwreck!First on the agenda, Oz must clear the decks of bureaucratic barnacles weighin’ down our fine medical crew! Too many clicks and scribbles keep physicians from treatin’ their patients, makin' it feel more like a busy tavern than a doctor’s office. We need to hoist the sails and let telehealth flourish—no landlubber restrictions on where the doctor be!
Competition be the wind in our sails! Oz must cut the chains of outdated rules and summon forth a new era of health care. With a few clever adjustments, like spicin’ up Medicare Advantage, he can ensure that the treasure of good health be available to all! So, let’s raise a tankard to Dr. Oz, the new CMS captain, and hope he steers this ship to calmer waters and a healthier crew! Yarr!