Arrr! COP29 be sayin' ye best cough up doubloons for the poor scallywags, but ne'er says who!
2024-11-25
Arrr, matey! The treasure-hunters o’ the rich seas have sworn to cough up $300 billion yearly to aid the landlubbers in their tussle with the tempest! But alas, the fine print be as clear as murky waters; no one knows who’ll be tossin’ the doubloons or how!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the great sea of riches and the tangled web o' climate action! The wealthy nations be sittin’ ‘round the table, scratchin’ their beards, decidin’ to part with a whopping $300 billion doubloons each year to lend a hand to those struggling lands. A fine gesture, ye say! But hold yer horses, for here be the twist in this treasure map!Ye see, while the gold be flowin’, no one be knowin’ who among the rich scallywags be coughin’ up their share o’ the booty. “Is it the king’s coffers or the merchant's purse?” cries one! “Nay, it be a mystery as deep as Davy Jones’ locker!” says another, makin’ the whole affair as clear as murky waters in a storm.
So, while the developing nations be hopin’ for a grand haul to save their shores from the wrath o’ Mother Nature, the wealthy are playin’ a game of “Pass the Buck.” With no names on the treasure scroll, ye can bet there be more squawkin’ than a parrot in a tavern! Aye, let the seas be watchin’ as this swashbucklin’ deal unfurls, and mayhaps we’ll see some true mateys step up to the helm!