The Booty Report

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Arrr! Turkey prices be droppin’, makin’ this year’s Thanksgiving feast cheaper than a sailor's rum ration, matey!

2024-11-25

Arrr, me hearties! This year, ye be plunderin' less doubloons from yer treasure chests for yer Thanksgiving feast! The mighty turkey be takin' a backseat as scallywags buy less of that fowl. Aye, cranberries and sweet taters be easier on the pockets, makin’ merry for another year!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring tidings from the land of gobbles and good cheer! This year, the cost o' yer classic Thanksgiving feast be takin' a dive, as the scallywags be spendin' less doubloons on the grand ol' turkey, that fine centerpiece o' the bounty!

Aye, ye heard me right! The price o' the traditional repast, filled with cranberries, sweet taters, and stuffing fit for a captain, has plummeted fer the second year runnin’, as reported by the wise folk at the American Farm Bureau Federation. It seems that the landlubbers are holdin' onto their shiny coins tighter than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!

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