The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the news be spinnin' tall tales for treasure from the union scallywags, savvy? Aye, what a merry trickery!

2024-11-25

Ahoy, mateys! A band o’ merry scribblers be swimmin’ in doubloons, pocketin’ near a million gold from the teachers’ guilds, while singin’ sweet shanties ‘bout ‘em! The New Republic, American Prospect, and Courier Newsroom be the scallywags in this tale of treasure, but ne’er a word o’ their plunder be shared!

Avast ye landlubbers, gather 'round for a tale most curious from the high seas of journalism! A motley crew of liberal publications—namely, The New Republic, American Prospect, and the scallywag Courier Newsroom—have been hoardin’ a treasure trove of doubloons from the teachers' unions, rakin’ in a bountiful $905,000 since the year of our Lord 2022!

Now, ye might be wonderin', why be this a matter of note? Well, these fine scribes be singin’ the praises of them unions without spillin’ the beans on the jolly riches they be collectin’. Aye, they’re passin’ out sugar-coated tales of union glory while keepin’ their own coin purses well padded and their ship sails filled with wind!

From the deck of the good ship Journalism, ye'd think they be honest sailors, but nay! They be like pirates divin' into the sea of cash, hoardin’ it while spoutin’ tales of unity and strength! So next time ye read their fanciful yarns, remember: a treasure chest of gold be weighin’ down their ink-filled quills, and the truth be as murky as the depths of Davy Jones’ locker!

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