The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Rumble be settin’ sail high after makin’ a pact with the notorious Dr. Disrespect, me hearties!

2024-11-26

Arrr mateys! Rumble Inc. be settin’ sail with a 17% bounty after ropin’ in the swashbuckler Dr. Disrespect to helm Rumble Gaming! This jolly rogue, Guy Beahm, be servin’ up both free booties and treasure for a price, debutin' on the 2nd of December! Aye, equity be part of the spoils!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings of a grand tale from the high seas of commerce! Rumble Inc., that fine vessel sailin' the turbulent waters of video-streamin', be seein' its shares hoist the sails and soar a staggering 17% on the mornin' tide after they be makin' a shrewd move, recruitin' the notorious online swashbuckler known as Dr. Disrespect!

Aye, this scallywag, Guy Beahm by his landlubber name, be settin' his sights on Rumble Gaming, where he’ll be servin' up both free and premium content to a crew of eager viewers. His maiden voyage upon this digital galleon kicks off on the second day of December, mark yer calendars, me mateys!

As if that weren’t enough to make the cannons roar, Rumble struck a deal with this fine buccaneer that be includin' “equity with milestones as a majority part of its compensation.” What a treasure trove of riches that be! So, hoist the Jolly Roger and prepare yer sea legs, for it appears Rumble Inc. may just be chartin' a course for glory on the treacherous seas of the entertainment world!

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