Arrr, matey! Special counsel Jack Smith be tossin' the election and secrets cases overboard like old fish! Har har!
2024-11-25
Arrr, matey! Special counsel Jack Smith be tossin’ the election shenanigans and secret scroll mishaps overboard, seekin’ to scuttle them in court! Trump be swearin’ to give Smith the boot if he regains the captain's chair, breakin’ all the rules o’ the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious fate of one Donald Trump, the President-elect, who be findin' himself in the eye of a legal storm! It seems that the crafty special counsel, Jack Smith, be throwin' in the towel on the federal election subversion and the mishandlin' of classified treasure maps—err, documents! Aye, on a fine Monday morn, he be seekin' the dismissal of these troublesome cases in the court o' law.