Arrr, matey! Steve Hilton be spillin' five jolly truths the California Democrats be missin' like a ship without a sail!
2024-11-26
Arrr, matey! The scurvy mix o’ snobbery and wild-eyed zeal hath plagued the Democratic sea in California for a decade and left naught but shipwrecks in its wake! Aye, 'tis a right disaster on every horizon!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Governor Gavin Newsom and his ship of fools in California. They be claimin’ their fair state be the "model for the nation," but it seems they’ve charted a course to the land of blunderin' decisions instead! Aye, it be the land where taxes be high, and poverty be the highest in all the seven seas!Ye see, on November 5th, the good folk of California cast their votes, lookin’ for a change from the stormy seas of elitism and failure. Instead of findin’ treasure, they found their coffers empty and their homes too costly, as the "blue state model" sank faster than a leaky ship. But what does Newsom do? Why, he calls a "special session" to fortify his fortress against the likes of ol’ Trump, bless his heart!
These Democrats, bless their souls, still think folks want their fancy talk of "equity" whilst they can't afford a barrel of rum! Meanwhile, outrageously costly climate policies be weighin’ down the deck. The tide has turned, and the new power be in the hands of little tech rebels, not the glitzy Hollywood crew! If they don’t change their sails, they be in for a long, hard voyage of defeat. Aye, they just don’t get it!