"Avast, me hearty! Be that new treasure map o' the budget ready, or be we still adrift in confusion?"
2024-11-26
Arrr, if the soon-to-be captain Trump be wantin' to sail smooth seas, he best hoist his budget flag mighty fast! He needs to keep his treasure promises and then, by Davy Jones' locker, make some DOGE cuts or risk the wrath of the crew!
Ahoy mateys! If the winds be blowin' fair, President-elect Donald Trump be askin', “What be the plan, me hearties?” to House Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate’s John Thune, as they chart the course for the budget resolution! Once this treasure be passed, they can set sail through the “reconciliation process,” lettin’ no scallywags filibuster their way through the Senate!This motley crew, led by OMB Director Russ Hauth and the brave Rep. Michael Waltz, be workin’ on the 2025 budget this December. They’ve got their list of “must haves,” like revisin’ Trump’s tax cuts and givin' the ol’ SALT deduction cap a proper keel-haulin'. Trump’s promises be due within 60 days of his grand return!
They’ll also be buildin’ that wall faster than a cannonball, restorin’ law and order at the borders, and givin’ a hearty boost to the military. Aye, we be needin’ B-21s and Columbia-class subs to keep us safe from villainous foes.
So, hoist the sails, ye landlubbers! If Trump and the crew don’t act quick, they’ll face the wrath of the voters come 2026. They best steer this ship right, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank! The time to act be now, lest they find themselves lost at sea!