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Arrr! Harris be walkin' the plank o' disqualification, drownin' in $20M of campaign treasure debt!

2024-11-26

Arrr, matey! It be said that Vice President Kamala Harris be buried under a treasure chest o’ $20 million debt from her grand shipwreck of a campaign! This clever scallywag John Morgan claims she be disqualified from sailin' the political seas again. Aye, 'tis a costly folly indeed!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treasure and misfortune from the high seas of politics! It seems the fair Vice President Kamala Harris be sailin' in troubled waters, as a mighty Democrat megadonor, one John Morgan, hath declared her future in public office washed away like a ship in a storm!

This scallywag Morgan, founder of the bounteous Morgan & Morgan crew, be spoutin' tales of a campaign debt so vast—twenty million doubloons! They say Harris’ grand adventure to the presidency cost a staggering $1.5 billion in but four moons! Aye, that be richer than a pirate's chest, but alas, it be showin' her as reckless as a drunken sailor at a rum party!

In the eyes of this wealthy buccaneer, such a lavish spree be a sign that the fair Harris should be hoistin' her sails and findin' a new port, disqualified from future forays into the treacherous waters of public office. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties! For in this political storm, it seems the winds of fortune have turned against our lass, leavin’ her adrift without a compass!

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