Arrr, Mr. Trump! Have ye noticed how the seas have shifted since ye captained the ship of state? Har har!
2024-11-26
Arrr, matey! ’Twas nearly four years since Trump sailed from the White House, puffin’ his chest like a proud parrot! He be thinkin’, “What’s changed? I’ve got this!” But I’ve ventured from Tel Aviv to the UAE and dived deep with Google’s crew. Remember, lad: Decades may be naught, but weeks be whirlwinds!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of the one they call Donald Trump, who bid farewell to his grand ol' White House nearly four turns of the sun ago. With all the swagger of a captain who just found a treasure map, I reckon he be thinkin’, “What be so different? I be the captain of this ship!”But lo and behold, I just set me sails from the bustling shores of Tel Aviv, cruised to the shimmering sands of the United Arab Emirates, and then over the briny deep to parley with the wizards of Google's DeepMind in London. Aye, it be a world full of surprises, and I’d wager a chest of doubloons that our captain-elect ought to ponder a wise old saying: “There be decades where naught but calm seas do appear, and then there be weeks where storms rage like a thousand cannons!”