Arrr, Biden be suggestin' that the treasure o' Medicare an' Medicaid cover pricey potions fer our hefty shipmates!
2024-11-26
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, millions o’ hefty landlubbers be set to snag them fancy weight-slimmin’ potions like Wegovy and Ozempic, all thanks to a new decree from the Biden captain! But beware! A fierce squall brews ‘twixt the pill pushers and that scallywag Kennedy, who be raisin' a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale spun from the tangled seas of politics and potions! The Biden crew be settin’ sail with a bold new plan, lettin’ millions of landlubbers strugglin’ with the bulge have their treasure chests filled with fancy weight-loss elixirs like Wegovy and Ozempic, all thanks to the good ol’ Medicare and Medicaid!Arrr, this here grand proposal be comin’ from the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, and it be a costly venture, indeed! Aye, it seems a storm be brewin’ on the horizon, fer the fearsome pharmaceutical industry be readyin’ its cannons, while Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a fierce foe of these weighty potions, be preparin’ to battle! With his eye patch and swagger, he’ll be clashin’ with the drug lords who be hawkin’ their wares like pirates at a market.
So, buckle yer swash and hoist the sails, fer this be a saga of treasure, scallywags, and the quest fer a svelte figure! Will the fat cats win the day, or will ol’ Kennedy plunder their plans? Only time will tell, but one thing be certain: the sea of health be a tumultuous one, filled with all manner of booty and shenanigans!