Arrr! CNN matey calls X fair 'n square, usin' their own tale as proof! Aye, what a jolly jest!
2024-11-26
Arrr, Scott Jennings be catchin’ the panelist off guard, claimin’ X be the fairest ship on the social seas, backin’ it with a scroll from the left’s own treasure chest! Cari Champion shot back, “Nay, matey, ye can’t say that!” A right jolly squabble on the high seas of news!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the tempestuous seas of social media! Scott Jennings, a crafty scallywag, set sail on the notorious CNN ship, and made a bold claim that sent waves through the crew. He declared that X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, be the fairest of 'em all in the land of ideologies!With a twinkle in his eye, Jennings brandished a report from the very ship he sailed upon, proclaimin' it as proof of his assertion. “I saw a survey this week,” he bellowed, “X now be the most ideologically balanced user platform of any platform!” Aye, he tossed that line like a fisherman casting nets in search of glowing treasure!
But lo and behold! Cari Champion, a fierce siren of CNN, was quick to strike back like a cannonball from the crow's nest. “Ye cannot say that!” she retorted, sending Jennings reeling like a ship caught in a squall. The banter flew like cannon fire, leaving the audience in stitches as they watched this jolly debate unfold upon the high seas of discourse.