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Arrr! The Israeli crew be givin’ the ol' paper a good keel-haulin' fer speakin' too freely, savvy?

2024-11-26

Arrr, matey! On the high seas of politics, Israel’s scallywags in the cabinet be a-sailing unanimously to lash the ol’ Haaretz, the ancient parchment! They be miffed 'bout the ink it spilled on the war and the publisher’s call for a keel-haulin’ of the top brass! Aye, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn o' political treachery on the high seas o' newsprint! In the realm of Israel, the mighty cabinet be raisin' the flag o' censorship, settin' their sights on the grand ol’ newspaper, Haaretz. This be no ordinary rag; it be the oldest in the land, known far and wide for speakin' truth to power, even when it ruffles the feathers o' the sea-farin’ governors.

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