Arrr! Haaretz be in the government's sights after the publisher be callin' scallywags ‘freedom fighters’! Avast, what folly!
2024-11-26
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers in the ministries o' the interior, learnin', and Diaspora affairs cut the ropes with the Haaretz rag, aye! After the scallywag Amos Schocken claimed Israel's playin' at apartheid and callin' brave souls terrorists, the comms chief be talkin' boycott! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of scallywags and squabbles in the realm of governance! Just on a fine Thursday morn, the ministries of interior, education, and Diaspora affairs decided to sever ties with that pesky Haaretz newspaper, like a ship cuttin’ anchor to sail away from a stormy sea!It all started when that rascally publisher, Amos Schocken, had the gall to declare at a grand confab that Israel be enactin’ an “apartheid regime” on the poor souls of the Palestinians. He even went so far as to call ‘em “freedom fighters,” which the good ship Israel be labelin’ as terrorists! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
Then, the communications minister, that crafty sea roamer, proposed a full-on boycott of all government bodies against the finicky paper! A letter from the Interior Ministry’s top dog, Ronen Peretz, made it clear: they be done with this mischief makin’ and the trouble it brings. With each word, ye could feel the tension in the brig! It seems like they’re settin’ sail to calmer waters, but it’s a wild sea we be navigatin’! Arrr!