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"Israel be severin’ ties with Haaretz, ye scallywags, fer backin' the black-hearted scallywags of terror! Arrr!"

2024-11-26

Arrr, matey! Israel be severin' ties with that scallywag Haaretz rag, after its publisher be prattlin' about supportin' the devil’s work! The crew o' the government be unanimously agreein' to shun the cursed paper, led by Communications Captain Shlomo Karhi! No more booty for that ship, I say!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of the mighty nation of Israel, who hath just severed its bonds with the scallywag newspaper known as Haaretz! Aye, the publisher of this cursed rag dared to espouse support fer terrorism and called fer the government to face the wrath of sanctions! Shiver me timbers!

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