Ahoy! John Kerry be squawkin' 'bout us bein' a hair's breadth from shoutin' “Climate Emergency!” Blimey, matey!
2024-11-26
Arrr, matey! That scallywag John Kerry be spoutin’ tales of a climate calamity brewin’! He be sayin’ we’re on the edge o’ a tempest, and folks best be listenin’ to Trump’s transition chatter, lest we all be sinkin’ to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a fine pickle indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale o' John Kerry, the climate envoy o' the Biden ship, who be bellowin' that the good ol' U.S. be teeterin' on the edge o' declarin' a climate emergency! Aye, he spoke his mind at a fancy forum hosted by the Harvard Kennedy School, where the landlubbers pondered the fate of our watery world.When questioned by the land folks on what ye good souls should be doin’ to save the planet from doom, Kerry urged them to set their sails towards the musings of President-elect Donald Trump’s transition! Aye, he reckoned it be time fer the climate crusaders to focus on those arguments like a sea captain on the horizon. 'Tis a curious notion, I say! Instead of battlin' the waves, he suggests they be examin' the ship's log from a captain they be wary of!
So, me mateys, as the winds of change blow through the sails of our great nation, let us hoist the Jolly Roger for the climate! Whether ye be a fan of the Biden crew or the Trump brigade, it seems we all be needin' to chart a course towards calmer seas. Arrr, what a merry mess we find ourselves in!